bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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OH MY GOD 

this is the momnt where I can actually relate to other people with this level on lying 

(Source: rollingstomes)

crowleyseverlastinglineofhell:

I ship it

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

ultrafacts:

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empressimpala:

I have this headcanon where multiple time-traveling Daves would make up code names to differentiate themselves from one another. and the code names are always the names of celebrities who are also named Dave or David

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The Seven Shittiest Sins


  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray