the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

okay what the fuck



so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

oh my god it fits

shingeki no kyojin by opening - orchestra || Times played:570,451









This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7

even canada’s higher than you america

I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit


hey c’mere

No Closer…




okay i just wanted to say that i absolutely love this gif because it looks like one of those gifs where people are just all over the place and its like everyones having issues all at once like you have OP back over there like overheating or something by himself, Bee is trying to do something coherent but gets cut off by crosshairs, who’s doing pretty good until that explosion happens and hes just like “oh shit shit" and spins out and the camera all zooms out like its filmed on home video im laughing so hard its like the gif where everyone forgot how to play hockey all at once

Everyone deserves to be who they are and happy with that

to those who try to degrade me

i probably wont get hurt

id probably just laugh in your face because of how fucking pathetic you are